Him: “Mommy? Do you know what monkeys do when they have to go to the bathroom?”
Me: “Uhhh, no. What do they do?” What in the world is he learning at school?
Him: “Oh, I don’t know. I just wanted to know.”
Me: “Um, ok. Why?”
Him: “I was just thinking about monkeys. I bet Daddy knows.”
Should I be amused at the blind faith in Jack’s apparent knowledge of primate elimination habits?
Me: “You can ask him tomorrow.”
